This is beyond amazing.
This is beyond amazing.
SO MUCH IS HAPPENING IN THIS SCREENSHOT AND I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
JEAN’S ABOUT TO BEAT SASHA FOR BEING A LIL SHIT
SASHA’S ABOUT TO DEFEND HERSELF
CONNIE’S ABOUT TO DEFEND SASHA
REINER’S ALL LIKE “All of you are lil shits.”
ANNIE’S ALL LIKE “So, Armin-“
ARMIN’S ALL LIKE “WHOAH HANG ON THERE FOR A SEC ANNIE WHAT’S HAPPENING OVER THERE?!”
There are some automatic toilets that need 2 chill the fuck out
- “Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies.
- Slurp the invisible soup.
- Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair.
- Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner, and never say something silly like rabbit soup. Because they will go get their stuffed one off the bed, put it in your best pot, and fill said pot with water. Then place it on your desk.
- Greet their make believe friends and ask how their day was.
- Always kiss the teddy bear goodnight. It has feelings too.
- Always pretend to die when they shoot you.
- If you are having a fake war with them and you shoot them and they say they can’t die because they are invincible, you don’t shoot them again, because they are invincible.
- Yes, their drawing does look like a butterfly, not a bunch of jumbled up lines.
- Them pounding on the piano is the best thing you have ever heard.
no but seriously it’s very important to a child’s development to not be shut down by parents and other caregivers
The only thing I disagree with is the invincibility one ‘cause if my kid said they were invincible, I’d fake shoot them again in disbelief and continue to be amazed as they shrug off my fake bullets and fake kill me.
i feel like mary lambert just saved my entire day by putting out this music video
im violently crying like literally every time i hear this i cant not sob
Wowwwww I love this so much
birthday: Jul 22
single or taken: Single
eye color: blue
middle name: Mabellee
favorite color: Green
lucky number: 4
hogwarts house: Hufflepuff
favorite fictional character: Don’t make me choose
favorite television show: Archer
favorite season: Spring
describe yourself in a few words: OH GOD.
future children’s names: I’m not sure. I don’t want children tbh.
meaning of your name: Prophetess or one who entangles men(funny cause I dislike men, but it makes sense why almost ten guys like me)
ultimate otp: Jaden (JadexRen)
what do you plan to/do for a living: Animator/Cafe Owner
starbucks order: Hot Chocolate?
THIS OR THAT:
introvert or extrovert: Introvert
dawn or dusk: Dusk
righty or lefty: Righty
coffee or tea: Tea
rain or shine: Rain
reading or writing: Reading, well writing, shit, both.
ONE TIME AT SCHOOL LET ME REMIND YOU I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL SO THEY ALL WEAR SHOIRT ASS SKIRTS OKAY SO ONE TIME THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE TIFFANH GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE
This kills me every time
"TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN"